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1. I should be finishing a science report, yet I’m on Tumblr procrastinating like the worthless human being I am, who is completely incapable of focusing on a single task without going on Tumblr for at least ten minutes.
2. I tried to challenge someone to update a very special story but I failed miserably because I could not complete my part of the challenge. Why? Because I again, cannot focus on a single task without going on Tumblr repeatedly until I’m up til 12 and getting mad at myself in the morning because I feel like I was previously digested by a whale and got stuck in its anus for ten hours, fighting through the clenching to avoid becoming sucked back into the rectum.
3. I’ve just become a vegetarian because I realized I had chest pains whenever I ate meat and when I didn’t they stopped. Also, like, dogs and cats aren’t to be eaten because they’re cute … and pigs are eaten because they grow up to be fugly which is fucked up because pigs are actually smarter than dogs, making them smarter than cats by default. It’s just rude to the less attractive animals that they get eaten, and all the other cute bitches live.
4. I think Paramore is fucking fabulous.
5. I went through the 7th grade emo phase in 5th grade. Get on my level.